no its becky
stuart stuart bo buart banananana fo fuart me my mo muart k m s

/ask (WHOOPS this looks a lot like fabfetus)
un peu de moi / tell me im pretty / theme

terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

ladiesloveloki:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

I love this…I watch and reblog this every time it comes on my dash

henrytheworst:

Museum.

henrytheworst:

Museum.

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

gloomyteens:

*on the first day of spanish class*

teacher: estudiantes de bienvenida, soy el maestro español y que son todas las perras tontas no puedo esperar a la mierda esta mierda jaja i voy a hablar muy rápido y en los párrafos largos que nadie va a entender porque me da un complejo de superioridad y me hacen parece más inteligente que yo realmente soy yo odio a todos ustedes y voy a fallar. la bienvenida a su primer día de clases!

me: chill

parkingstrange:

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News


Fox News existence prompts some eye rolls

parkingstrange:

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

Fox News existence prompts some eye rolls

backdoorteenmom: